Devan: Guess what I’m doing today, Bleep?
Devan: I’m going to the gym and play some basketball!
Bleep: That’s cool! Have fun!!
Devan: What’s that, Bleep?
Bleep: My favorite time is when we play together!
Devan: Same here!
Devan: Boing, boing, boing!!
Devan: I’m now decked up in my new gym clothes and I’m ready for some basketball fun! Let’s go!
Devan: Here goes nothing!
shoots basketball and misses
Devan: I MISSED?! NO FAIR!! 😦
Devan: Let me see if I can do a Layup dunk!!
Devan: OUCH!! I got a booboo on my ankle!!!
basketball hits his head
Devan: Gee, why is this happening to me?!
1 hour later
Devan: My name is Devan and basketball’s my game!
Devan: Here I go again!!
Devan: I got this-
*falls from hoop*
Devan: OW! That hurts! I thought I was good at this!!
After recovering from injuries
Devan: Okay, the crowd is cheering on me! Watch out world because Devan Bachelder is ready to do a slam dunk!! Here goes nothing!!
Devan: UH OH! NOT AGAIN!!!
Devan: Owie! That hurts so much!!!
Devan: Here I go!! I hope someone is watching me make this shot!!
Devan: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Devan: Okay, I’m done!! My bottom and ankles hurt so much!! I need more practice if I want to be a pro basketball player!